- me in every situation: im too hardcore for this
Ive not had a piss since last night, because theres four spiders chillin in my bathroom
my mum killed the mummy or daddy and she was like talking to it going ‘AWW MOVE AWAY FROM THE WATER YOU’LL KILL YOURSELF’ and im like ‘KILL IT’ but that spider ended up killing itself by falling backwards and drowning itself
but yes I AM NOT PEEING UNTIL ALL SPIDERS ARE GONE BUT IM BURSTING :(
