*popular blog follows me* oh shit i better not fCUk *spaghetti spills out of my pockets* Shit shit what *throws computer after slipping in spaghetti* fUCK

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Now I just need to wait on Marilyn Manson doing the Ice Bucket Challenge and then I’ll be satisfied
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so one time when i was in 8th grade my school went on a camping trip at this camp and at night we all went around the campfire and told stories

and one of the instructors pointed up at the hill where a bunch of deer had gathered. he explained that baby deer make certain noises to call their mothers over. he said if we were really quiet we could hear them

suddenly this huge black guy came out from the forest and yelled YO MAMA WHERE YOU AT


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whenever someone mentions dan on my dash it’s a big mystery of

roosterteeth dan? creatures dan? game grumps dan? dan and phil dan? why are there so many dans

the other day i was driving and i asked my dad what he wouldve named me if i was born male and he answered “dan” and i nearly had to pull over because all i could think about was this fucking textpost

17 hours ago // 30,684 notes


200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

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